If I Were in Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world

I'd cancel Fox News,

Lonely Friday nights, persuasive essays and also

cauliflower.

If I were in charge of the world

there'd be a lot more feminism,

free shipping, mixtapes, and 

an unlimited supply of Earl Grey Tea.

If I were in charge of the world

you wouldn't have to change who you were to fit in.

You wouldn't have sadness.

You wouldn't have destructive criticism.

Or "You could have done better."

You wouldn't

even have a reason to doubt yourself.

If I were in charge of the world

a cup of black coffee would be a vegetable.

All songs would probably be acoustic

and a person who sometimes forgot that their best is always good enough 

and sometimes forgot to smile

would still be allowed to be 

in charge of the world.